Corrupt-a-Wish

The idea is that you make a wish, and the poster below you tries to find a nasty loophole and then they make a wish.

Example:
Me: I wish I had a vending machine that gives me free soda.
Below: The machine shoots soda at you and then you die.

I wish for...

Then it goes on. Go!


I wish I had a burger right now.

Deathry wrote:The idea is that you make a wish, and the poster below you tries to find a nasty loophole and then they make a wish.

Example:
Me: I wish I had a vending machine that gives me free soda.
Below: The machine shoots soda at you and then you die.

I wish for...

Then it goes on. Go!


I wish I had a burger right now.

OK, but it has gone bad and you can't eat it.

I wish I found money on the floor.

You found some money, but then suddenly an alien came through your window, and ate it. Besides he also took your socks and your microwave.


I wish I could find any way to beat aaaaaa123456789 in the "Last Post Wins" thread.

You won, but then aaaa hacks you for that and now you have to spend money to fix it.


I wish this forum was more active.

I spent all my money for the hacked computer, so I'm not able to pay people to come here.

I wish I could download full Ps3 games, without paying any money.

You do download them for free... just to find out your PS3 was stolen.

I wish my computer's cooler wasn't broken.

You got another cooler, then it broke again. All the ones you bought broke, so you've lost muuuuch money.

I wish I could get back the money, I spent for the repair of my hacked computer.

Aliens are coming and taking away all our bindings, wishes never go corrupt. One day or other it would work.